Motion Picture Purgatory: UPS & DOWNS (1981)

After the success of Bob Clark’s PORKY’s, Canadian-born director Paul Almond tried his own more CanCon-approved spin on teen hijinks movies with his 1981 prep school effort UPS & DOWNS. But whereas Clark used social issue to spice up the sex comedy, Almond’s effort generally comes off like a particularly limp episode of DEGRASSI JUNIOR HIGH with an annoying New Wave ’80s soundtrack. Rick sez: